Why is failure a bargain?

I was a high-school salutatorian.  More often than I’d care to admit, I translate that word as “first loser.”  (I married a high-school valedictorian.) Most people don’t like to fail.  They especially don’t like to fail in front of people.  Plainly: it’s embarrassing.  Your check was in the mail.  You were called bluffing a two-seven … Read more

Guilt and funeral arrangements: Not a bargain

A friend from college shared a funny picture from his calendar. The content of the sign: Funerals 50% Off He asked what a half-off funeral might be. I said: “One foot in the grave.” Then he asked me if the Mighty Bargain Hunter approves. I gave that comment a like. As long as the bottom … Read more

Wardrobing never was in style

I didn’t know that there was a term for “buying a piece of clothing with the intent of returning it after wearing it for one evening.”  It’s called wardrobing and it apparently cost stores nearly $9 billion last year, according to the National Retail Federation. Bloomingdale’s is taking matters into its own hands to combat … Read more